The list will be closing today indefinitely. We are almost to capacity so if you planned on attending & haven’t rsvp’d yet you might want to handle that because I am not dealing with the door on Saturday for negroes who didn’t follow instructions. I will be drunk off my ass throwing back shots of patron like its water, stuffing my face with pancakes to sop the shots up so I make it through all 5 hours, dancing on tables & NOT I repeat NOT answering my damn phone for you heathens that didn’t RSVP or wanted to show up fashionably late. #patronandpancakes this Saturday May 11th. Mandatory RSVP to email@example.com. OK bye!!!