The list will be closing today indefinitely. We are almost to capacity so if you planned on attending & haven’t rsvp’d yet you might want to handle that because I am not dealing with the door on Saturday for negroes who didn’t follow instructions. I will be drunk off my ass throwing back shots of patron like its water, stuffing my face with pancakes to sop the shots up so I make it through all 5 hours, dancing on tables & NOT I repeat NOT answering my damn phone for you heathens that didn’t RSVP or wanted to show up fashionably late. #patronandpancakes this Saturday May 11th. Mandatory RSVP to patronandpancakes@gmail.com. OK bye!!!
The only place to be at for #brunch tomorrow in NYC!
This Saturday NYC come out and celebrate the success of #lenoxaveseries with the cast & their celebrity friends. Hosted by yours truly & Lord Jamar. Sexy series = Corner Social will be filled with sexy people, blaring sexy music, stiff drinks and good food. See you there. Make sure you reserve a table if you want to partake in #brunch.
The only spot that got me down to the LES without a fight #bocachica has officially closed. I can’t believe it & even shed a thug tear. I didn’t even get a chance to get a parting #mamajuana shot or final caldos mariscos. My spirit is hurting. I put a lot of people on to this spot over the years & good times were had by all. Gonna miss this place immensely #tbt